Overheard at TC

"Alright. Time for some gangsta rap."

Fri, 31 Aug 2012 11:39:28 -0400

“Alright. Time for some gangsta rap.”

- Tara, short blondie with a ‘tude

"No… we’re back together. But there’s no harm in looking right???"

Wed, 13 Jun 2012 18:55:35 -0400

“No… we’re back together. But there’s no harm in looking right???”

- Mystery stylist who shall not be named for obvious reasons, talking about meeting up with a guy that another stylist wants to set her up with hehe

Drinking Habits of Trunk Club

Mon, 11 Jun 2012 20:01:44 -0400

(Monday at 7pm)
Teresa B: I have to get a beer. It's so hot in here its the only thing to cool me down.
Keri: Go for it! I'd join you but I'm trying to give myself at least ONE day of not drinking...

"i just want to date prince harry, is that so much to ask??!?"

Tue, 05 Jun 2012 12:49:10 -0400

““i just want to date prince harry, is that so much to ask??!?””

- birdie, possible princess of wales

"Occupation: Bank Teller, part time vampire hunter… is that a good lead?"

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 08:12:29 -0400

“Occupation: Bank Teller, part time vampire hunter… is that a good lead?”

- Lisa, finding diamonds in the rough of guys who are signing up online.

"You know what I’m gonna start doing? I’m just gonna have a good time."

Fri, 06 Apr 2012 13:00:32 -0400

“You know what I’m gonna start doing? I’m just gonna have a good time.”

- Lauren, having an ah-ha moment

Just a little something to make everyone smile...

Wed, 22 Feb 2012 20:28:00 -0500

and maybe laugh a bit too….Guessing he thought he were “TRUCK Club.” Poor guy….

Happy Wednesday everyone!!! :)

————— Forwarded message —————
From: Jay XXX <xxxxx@yahoo.com>
Date: Wed, Feb 22, 2012 at 4:32 PM
Subject: Re: Trunk Club- Still Interested?
To: Lauren Lipton

Dear Lauren: Im still looking for a Ford Ranger x cab used, i would be tradeing in a 1997 ISSUE Rodeo in great shape and well maintained.I just need a truck due to my wife has a car and my Mother has a Van , so we need something we can haul something in, and if they have one with a 6 cyn would do find so i can pull a small tralier.

Thank You;

Jay

"You should get a bump it."

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 13:46:00 -0500

“You should get a bump it.”

- Michael Barkin to another stylist Coabi, when she was showing everyone how to do a top bun. These are NOT the same things, Michael. Say no to bump its.

1960s Sit Ins at Trunk Club

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 15:25:06 -0500

Teresa B: Peaceful Protest
Jamie: you and i just sit indian style in the middle of the room until they let us send our jeremy argyles
Teresa B: shivasana on the cutting table until we can send jeremy argyles

Reality, No. Reality TV, Yes.

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 09:58:20 -0500

Lisa: I watched the news today. There's so much stuff going on!
Teresa B: Oh no! I hate the news. It's so depressing.
Jan: Hate reality but loveee reality TV.

JCrew Love

Mon, 23 Jan 2012 17:38:24 -0500

Genna: That's a cute mug. Where'd did you get it?
Birdie: World Market, my favvvoriteee store ever.
Genna: What? Not Jcrew?
Teresa: Did they have Jcrew at Indiana Birdie?
Birdie: Ughh, no. (really pissed off look on her face so we didn't ask her any more questions about that)

"Turban Time!"

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 09:56:40 -0500

“Turban Time!”

- Jonas, nailed what time it is given genna’s current turban-wearing status.

"I should have worn more gold bangles so I REALLY look like a genie."

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 09:55:28 -0500

“I should have worn more gold bangles so I REALLY look like a genie.”

- Genie Genna, while wearing her turban for the first time.

Epic Email Response

Thu, 22 Dec 2011 11:38:53 -0500

Doug-

I think we have to break up with you. Maybe we can get things going again in 2012… but for now, we haven’t heard from you and we can take a hint.

Thanks again for your initial interest in Trunk Club and beginning the sign-up process. We know all of our clients are exceptionally busy and it’s the convenience of our service that probably attracted you in the first place. That said, we don’t want to be a bother – time is precious. Just let us know when we should restart the conversation and get you up and running.

Should you need us, or if any specific wardrobe needs come up, please do not hesitate to contact me. I’m ready to work with you immediately at 312.266.8700. We can also communicate by email if you prefer

All of the best until then,

Teresa

**************************

Thank you for letting me down easy. I just wanted to let you know it’s not you … it’s me. You found me at a really confusing time in my life. I’m not sure what I want. Do I was a trunk of clothes to arrive or do I want to buy off a rack? I’m 29 and can’t be tied down right now. I hope you understand. I never meant to lead you on. When I saw you, I felt something. I really did. I just need time to figure this out. Hopefully you won’t write me off. Thank you, Trunk Club, for being in my life. I hope we can rekindle this flame when we’re both ready.

God is love,
Doug

PS stay out of trouble

"I just emailed someone “Boris, me again…"

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 15:17:27 -0500

“I just emailed someone “Boris, me again…””

- Jamie’s stalking continues, but I think I mostly like this story because the guys’ name is Boris. Like, honestly…

"I think I’m going to start signing my emails “Cheers!” … because I like..."

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 14:54:00 -0500

“I think I’m going to start signing my emails “Cheers!” … because I like that.”

- The always delightful … and down to drink… stylist Jamie

"Did anyone watch the Kardashians last night? You did? Okay, you know the part where Khloe goes..."

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 14:53:00 -0500

“Did anyone watch the Kardashians last night? You did? Okay, you know the part where Khloe goes “I threw up all over Marymount’s front lawn”? THAT’S MY HIGH SCHOOL!!”

- Our LA stylist Birdie proudly shares facts from her hometown